| PWP: Revolution -Ami |
[Apr. 27th, 2008|06:11 pm] |
( PASSWORD PROTECTED: BUILD TEAM )
ATTN RESIDENTS OF THE COMPLEX:
This is a warning that the Build Team is going to be going through each room to analyze the wiring. If we find there to be issues or shortcomings, we'll need to replace it. You will be moved into a temporary room while the Build Team will replace the wiring with all due haste.
The tentative schedule will be as follows:
- 8th floor: 04/28-05/03
- 7th floor: 05/04-05/09
- 6th floor: 05/10-05/15
- 5th floor: 05/15-05/20
- 4th floor: 05/25-06/30
- 3rd floor: 05/31-06/04
- 2nd floor: 06/05-06/10
- 1st floor: 06/11-06/16
- Basement: 06/17-06/22
We thank you for your patience and apologize for any inconvenience that may be caused. This is all part of the effort to restore power to the Complex. |
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[Apr. 4th, 2008|12:02 pm] |
As I'm sure you all know, our supplies are of a limited nature. My super power is not generating packs of post-it notes and other office supplies out of thin air. For people who love so dearly to talk about our limited food supplies, saving water, so on and so forth, what makes you think that these office luxuries don't also cost us resources?
Despite what people may think, I do serve a purpose in this institution beyond being a metaphorical punching bag upon which you can relieve your stress. I have work to do. I have duties to attend to. One of which, I may add, is helping to restore the power which you all so desperately miss.
HOWEVER, IT IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO TEND TO ANYTHING ELSE WHEN I HAVE TO PICK HUNDREDS OF POST-IT NOTES OFF MY WALLS, COMPUTER, DESK AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT WASN'T CAPABLE OF RUNNING AWAY.
( Proof of what has taken place so that no one feels the need to come down and laugh at me in person. ) |
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[Mar. 28th, 2008|03:43 pm] |
I was just reflecting on some of the language that seems popular around here. The combination of incoherent abbreviations, misspelling, broken grammar, slang and vulgarity makes it difficult for me to understand what exactly is being said at any given moment. That's probably a blessing in disguise, though. I don't think I want to be privy to what some people are talking about.
I promise that I'm not having a heart attack whenever someone throws out a "fuck", but when every other word typed is that or some other, even more disgusting obscenity... Well. It paints a very vivid picture of our intelligence, let's just say.
Now, I'm expecting at least a few responses with large-font vulgarity. But if nothing else, I trust the lot of you to deliver it in the most creative way possible. Don't disappoint me. |
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